Guess Who's Back?

"My Alarm is Just Not as Reliable as Your Scream"

"Junkstore Collection of Hobo Furniture"

"Episode One of Jess and Rory: The Early Years"

"You can't freak out, I'm freaking out!"

"Solidarity Sister. Ya Ya!"

"Oy, with the poodles already!"

"Ignore her. She's lost her mind."

"You've Entered Emily Land."

"Sold to the hoodlum in the back"

"Like sand through the hour glass, so are the Gilmore's of our lives."

"...You can't mock the mocking"

"I heard debutantes don't run...something about the heels."

"If I die, I want you to know where the coupon drawer is!"

"I'm sorry you're upset, but I applaud your timing."

"[We] are just as smart and worldly as the Kennedy's..."

"Last night was Chernobyl and the Hindenburg combined!"

"I don't talk to anyone. People annoy me."

"When do you have time to watch General Hospital?"

"I just got hit by a deer!"